diamondsfuckingdroog:

skittzipoo:

miss-kiyotaka:

Give me at least one character and the reason you chose them. It can be based on looks or personality.

PLEASE DO THIS WHY DOES NOBODY EVER ACTUALLY DO THIS

(Source: callmecocoro)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

toopsy:

PRAAAISE JESUS

REBUKE THE DEVIL

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor